peanut butter idk why
Currently Listening to:
the nargle network
the criminal threads
I track captainjck
"homework" *tired zombie noises*
"studying" *sad zombie noises*
"responsibilities" *disgusted zombie noises*
"internet" *happy zombie noises*
for my next big comedy act i’m going to stand up and read excerpts from the heterosexual awareness month site
"We are one of the only groups who no longer have a respected voice in this modern world."
And there is a man with eyes like stars, shimmering silver in the night. He sees the world and frozen time, whizzing through a graveyard of long lost light.
Listen, it’s lovely talking to you but I really got to get on. I’m a caretaker now. Look, I got a brush!
Author John Scalzi was on a roll this morning (currently 7:14 AM, 26 Sept. 2014) with a tweet he found from some guy sending out an “ultimatum” to women to “make a choice” between feminism and, well, men like him. So Scalzi launched into a truly magnificent set of scorchers, which I’m posting here for the delectation of people everywhere.
Also: I would like to thank that guy for setting the ultimatum. It makes finding a boyfriend so much easier when the undesirable ones wear a placard identifying themselves.
"The tragedy of that poor boy’s life is not the realization that he’s not the grand prize he’s assumed, but that he’s not even second place."
Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.)
Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit.
He’d rock the fuck out of memes. Don’t deny it.
Exit, pursued by a doge.
much run wow
I don’t understand people who try to make Shakespeare into a pretentious thing cause he was basically an uneducated dick-joke making dude for the common masses. His historical plays are straight up fanfiction. There’s a scene in Macbeth where two guards are having a conversation as a dude pees on a wall. Get out of here with your Shakespeare snobbery.
Cats are literally the cutest nerds ever
"Why do you want to be a lobby boy?"
"Well, who wouldn’t — at the Grand Budapest, sir. It’s an institution."
Mamrie while on the juice cleanse x